Brexit
-
WTF No Welcome in the Hillsides Special
Hallo Readers, The Britain Trump completed the first full week of his hopefully short-lived tenure as Prime Minister and in truth, it did not go that well. In England, the East Midlands and the North West are under water, following torrential rain,… Continue reading
-
WTF Law and Order Special
Hallo Readers, Luton’s answer to Nelson Mandela, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, or, to use his nom de brutalité, Tommy Robinson, is a racist thug with more than a passing acquaintance with the inside of Her Majesty’s Prisons, having been variously banged up for assault, financial and… Continue reading
-
WTF Wizard of Oz Special
Hallo Readers, Last Friday there was a blazing row between Prime Ministerial candidate Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds, his current inamorata, at her flat in South London. Upon hearing shouting, screaming, crashing plates, and cries of “get off me” (her), the neighbours summonsed… Continue reading
-
WTF State Visit Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the President of the US came to call and did all the things he does best. He lied through his teeth on a variety of topics, including a claim that the streets were thronged with cheering fans,… Continue reading
-
WTF Failure and Farce Special
Hallo Readers, Theresa May did resign last week, as predicted, but she did not take WTF’s advice, which was to get out of Dodge before Monday, when the flatulent orange fantasist that is Donald Trump lands here on his State Visit. Instead, she… Continue reading
-
WTF Shame of Thrones Special
Hallo Readers, Game of Thrones came to an end this week but there is no need for fretting and withdrawal symptoms! Welcome to a thrilling new story, Shame of Thrones, a tale of political machinations set in the mythical kingdom of Westminsteros. In… Continue reading
-
WTF Royal Baby Special
Hallo Readers, What can be more British than the birth of a Royal Baby? The whole thing is steeped in years of tradition. For example, hours after pushing out something the size of a football, the Royal Mother is supposed to appear… Continue reading
-
WTF Leg Special
Hallo Readers, Imagine your mates, a fund manager, an architect and a journalist, advise you that your right leg has to be removed. Yes, it would be radical, but they are very enthusiastic in recommending amputation. The advantages would be tremendous. The new leg would… Continue reading
-
WTF Francois Special
Hallo Readers, Here is your Brexit update. It is still a clusterfuck. Everything is as bad as ever, only worse. Everybody hates everybody else and no one trusts anybody. Everyone is stabbing each other in the back. We may or may not… Continue reading