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WTF Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Idiot Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the political world was revisited by two people you thought had gone for good. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction leaping out of the shower and running amok around Michael Douglas’ apartment. This stuff was truly… Continue reading
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WTF Truth is the Casualty of War Special
Hallo Readers, This blog is late. Sorry about that. Watch out before the norovirus hits you because when it hits you, you get hit hard. And you cannot write your blog for three days after it should have gone… Continue reading
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WTF Tits on A Fish Special
Hallo Readers, WTF, the daughter of a Russian mother (albeit born in Romania, now Moldova, with a Ukrainian father), was brought up to like Chekhov. The Cherry Orchard features a character called Epihodov who is distinctly accident prone and nicknamed… Continue reading
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WTF Paella Special
Hallo Readers, The old adage that the apple does not fall far from the tree was never more true than in the case sexist oaf Luis Rubiales, the man who thought it was perfectly fine to celebrate Spain’s winning the… Continue reading
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WTF Augean Stables Special
Hallo Readers, To be honest, there are few, if any, members of the current Cabinet you would want to hang around with. Michael Gove? Grant Shapps? Suella Braverman? I mean, come on – wouldn’t you rather endure a barbed wire enema? Perhaps… Continue reading
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WTF One Backside at Two Weddings Special
Hallo Readers, One could write about the furore surrounding Prince Harry’s book in just three words. Make. It. Stop. If only. Every day, our royal hero pops up on some chat show or interview, turgidly regurgitating his many grievances against… Continue reading
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WTF Christmas Turkey Poll 2022
Hallo Readers, We will shortly get to the main business of today, which is your selection of the WTF Christmas Turkey 2022. But first let us reflect briefly on the past year, which many of you will agree stank.… Continue reading
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WTF I’m Back Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is back from her lengthy holiday and lovely though it is to be with you once again, she is not happy. It is not just the weather, which is frightful. Admittedly, it would be churlish to expect… Continue reading
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WTF End of an Era Special
Hallo Readers, It may seem odd to be shocked by the demise of a nonagenarian but when it came it was shocking and discombobulating and terribly sad. Of course anybody born after February 1952 had never known any other sovereign, yet… Continue reading
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WTF Penny Dreadful Special
Hallo Readers, Joni Mitchell once sang ‘don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’. You have to say that she was right on the nail. Although Boris Johnson has not actually gone,… Continue reading
