There would normally be a new blog today but those of you without Twitter (look, we’ve had this discussion before – it is @WTF_EEK) may not have been told that the blog has been unavoidably delayed until tomorrow. Which, given the political shenanigans at present, is probably just as well as it may have all changed again by breakfast tomorrow when the new sparkling blog will be ready for your delectation. Meanwhile, for those of you who did not vote in the Summer Stinker last week, there is still time and it is repeated below. Or you can vote again!!!! As often as you like, really. See you tomorrow!!!!
Here are the runners and riders for the coveted WTF Summer Stinker 2022.
It’s here! The coveted title of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll 2022 is up for grabs with you, Readers, voting for the winner and, if you like, adding unpleasant comments to go with your votes. There are 18 appalling fashion disasters for you to choose from. Just scroll down and vote for as of them you like all (at the same time– none of that Single Transferable Vote malarkey here). And you can vote as often as like by placing your mark against the person or persons named in the polling form at the bottom of there blog. Off you go!
- Adriana Lima, model.
Nothing wrong with being pregnant. The days when women used to either stay at home or go out wearing a small tent are long gone. But some people have gone too far the other way, including baring your bump, groin and arse like an extra in Ali Baba’s NCT Adventures.
2. Bad Bunny, rapper.
Bad Bunny went to the Met Gala dressed as a Victorian schoolmarm and looked like a total prat.
3. Burna Boy, rapper.
There were possibly the most disturbing trousers in living memory. A monster was gnawing his crotch and that zip was a recipe for disaster.
4. Christine Quinn, Celebrity Real Estate salesperson Selling Sunset.
Christine paraded around Hollywood dressed as a pile of poo. Which is unusual, even for Los Angeles. Extra minus points for the ridiculous tights-over-shoes thing that WTF hates almost above all things.
5. Dan Stevens, actor.
Carson the butler would have been appalled at the sight of Mr Crawley, heir presumptive to Downton Abbey, wandering about in an ill-fitting technicolour-yawn coat and trewsies with clown shoes like slabs of seaside rock.
6. Dove Cameron, actor.
Not only was the dress really horrible with flying red pubes but the tape made her look as if she had been marked up ready for liposuction.
7. Draya Michele, model.
Do not adjust your eyeballs. You really are looking at a human hologram with giant nipples.
8. Halsey, singer.
It is hard to determine what was more offensive – the Cleopatra serpent curled around her torso, the exposed groin or the split-front trousers pooling behind her like an oil slick.
9. Jennifer Lopez, actor.
This was the embodiment of everything WTF hates in a “dress”. A crotch curtain putting appalled onlookers in fear of an imminent Minge Moment, exposed torso and giant Mickey Mouse ears for tit covers. It was tackier than a lorry-load of Blu Tak.
10. Julia Fox, actor.
Sigh. Julia was being strangled by her own neck brace, whatever was wrapped around her lady parts was not a skirt, the boots were Pretty Woman Goes Pervy and the eyebrows looked better on Mr Spock.
11. Kim Kardashian, celebritee.
The good news is that Kim was covered up. The bad news is that she was covered up in the Police – Do Not Cross tape they erect at criminal incidents. Plus everything emphasised her unfeasibly large arse and made her look as if she had stuffed a couple of footballs down her leggings.
12. Maggie Lindemann, singer.
It’s just horrible, like Wilma Flintstone going to a funeral and then on to a rave.
13. Meg Stalter, comedian.
It may have been vintage (Jean Paul Gaultier) but just because it was old doesn’t mean it wasn’t shit. If there was a more unflattering outfit this year, WTF is glad that she missed it.
14. Nicole Kidman, actor.
It is not just that Nicole, a mother of teen-aged girls, was dressed as one, but that this was an actual outfit meant to be worn outdoors (it’s Prada). It is good job Jeffrey Epstein is no longer with us or he would have been beating a path to Nicole’s door. Whoops, don’t do it again….
15. Rickey Thompson, actor and influencer.
This is not so much what side do you dress, sir, but how do you fit it all in? And as WTF remarked at the time, his chest seemed to be decorated by Claire’s Accessories.
16. Steve McQueen, director.
It was all going so well until you got to the ankles…..
17. Tom Daley, swimmer.
Tragic. And then some….
18. Tommy Dorfman, actor (she/her).
Like an incontinence sheet with stomach railings and a tit window.
OK READERS – GET VOTING. The results will be announced next week.